15 August 06 (Fuxley)
Hello, sit down do...

13 August 06 (Barnabas)
Threatened with expletives and ASBOs for muezzin-wailing...

21 July 06 (Heidi Heelz)
The Bran Flakes, The Ass Rockits, fuckhanded wankerness...

10 July 06 (Alexandra)
A sight worth exchanging at least one organ for...

3 July 06 (Lord Fuxley)
Abundant cack. Thomas Window Paine...

18 June 06 (Heidi Heelz)
Free beer, cheap cider, A Brief History of Time...

16 June 06 (Barnabas)
Negotiation and nidification...

23 May 06 (Alexandra)
Wearing watching eating listeningto reading adoring feeling...

22 May 06 (Heidi Heelz)
What part of "AAAAAAAARRGHH!" do you not understand?...

4 May 06 (Alexandra)
I would rather feast on a smorgasbord of Biggie Smalls' balls...

1 May 06 (Barnabas)
Jet leg peg leg dog leg bug leg zzzzzzz...

26 April 06 (Lord Fuxley)
It's spring and everything's spinning out...

25 April 06 (Heidi Heelz)
...and the hole in the middle was wonky...

21 April 06 (Alexandra)
Faces folded over and over like yellowed handkerchiefs...

20 April 06 (Deadman)
Interfrastically digestible musings of doom...

11 April 06 (Deadman)
Escalator gustovator Wednesday-waiter...

10 April 06 (Heidi Heelz)
I can see my carpet! It's beige!...

24 March 06 (Lord Fuxley)
Contrarists, Vermicious Knid, LOOK LOOK dancing boys...

2 March 06 (Alexandra)
Pummelled by a novice for four pounds...

2 March 06 (Heidi Heelz)
Cinnamony imbecilic Mappy Pong arcadia...

2 March 06 (Barny)
Have to get him real drunk to get him on the dancefloor...

12 February 06 (Barny)
But what is the value of x?

24 January 06 (Lord Fuxley)
Drunken vomiting, new cultural movement and the number 69

15 January 06 (Alexandra)
'...tell the underlings where the nobs are ringing from...'

10 January 06 (Heidi Heelz)
Fencing, pipe-smoking and procrastination...

10 January 06 (Barny)
High-pitched, mid-volume screaming in my ears...

4 January 06 (Alexandra)
The awkward midriff, the shaven headed and the dandy...

20 December 05 (Heidi Heelz)
All I Want For Christmas Is...

16 December 05 (Lord Fuxley)
Avoiding officials, making pleasantries, reading obituaries...

9 December 05 (Heidi Heelz)
Shitdisco, Depravikazi and too much cheese...

8 December 05 (Lord Fuxley)
Happy face or sad face? Damn variety!...

30 November 05 (Barny)
Stars and sequins twinkling up at you as you tinkle...

29 November 05 (Alexandra)
A little Poe and an alarmingly fabulous time...

22 November 05 (Alexandra)
Geoffrey and Geoffrey's boyfriend...

21 November 05 (Heidi)
Vaginatron, Test-Icicles and gout contraction...

2 November 05 (Alexandra, Tris)
'What Kind of High School Stereotype are you' quiz results...

26 October 05 (Alexandra)
Lengthy ignorance of brief garden must be appeased...

26 October 05 (Tris)
Jesus. Forced change is a right fucker...

26 October 05 (Heidi)
The systematic pilfering of various items from my wardrobe...

26 October 05 (Barny)
Unfortunate breakage, pure filth and Buffy...

12 October 05 (Heidi)
"OI'LL KICK YEHR COHNT IN!!!" etcetera...

10 October 05 (Barny)
Repossessed and populated with a bunch of unpalatable goths...

5 October 05 (Alexandra)
I didn't know eyes could bear such sadness...

4 October 05 (Tris)
Nostalgic-optimistic-romantic tragical-comical-pastoral...

27 September 05 (Heidi)
Peach schnapps/morse code machine surprise...

19 September 05 (Tris)
Extra-head paranoic engine drives fallacious belief...

14 September 05 (Alexandra)
Buggery in oil, magician's box, foreign gentleman's lap...

12 September 05 (Barny, Heidi)
Soul-sapping image capture and DJ Scotch Egg...

1 September 05 (Tris)
Hard-bowled ankle injury and bastardised evolution...

26 August 05 (Alexandra)
Valpolicella-quaffing Satanic Barbie eats skyscraper scone...

22 August 05 (Barny)
Fine lines, icy breezes, Chris Isaak, absence...

18 August 05 (Alexandra, Heidi)
Bruises of a sick canary hue. And Soft Cell...

14 August 05 (Tris)
Bile, breakdancing, barely controlled rage...

6 August 05 (Alexandra)
Moss-moist eyes, Roman Holiday, ringing and ringing...

27 July 05 (Heidi)
Begging, borrowing and stealing. And gowns...

22 July 05 (Tris)
Tris's "You're Generally Indie" quiz result...

21 July 05 (Heidi, Barny)
Test-Icicles, overeducated rightwing baboon...

20 July 05 (Alexandra)
Buffalo 66, red shoes and a new frock...

12 July 05 (Alexandra, Tris)
Diversions, hair conditioner, pots of tea and idiots...

1 July 05 (Heidi)
Angela Carter, exotic fruits and pink person-stripes...

29 June 05 (Barny)
Dresden Dolls, Tori Amos, enticing flatmate...

28 June 05 (Alexandra, Tris)
Welly welding, ghost trains, vaginas, bitching...

16 June 05 (Alexandra)
Posh biscuits; the courting potential of the library...

15 June 05 (Heidi, Tris)
Martin Amis, chicklit and money problems...

8 June 05 (Alexandra, Barny)
Rabies jabs and the History of Western Philosophy...

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